"Willie Nelson" - On the road again. When you hit a golf ball onto a road or path.
"An Adolf" - taking two shots in a bunker
"Bin Laden" - driven out and never to be found again
"Michael Jackson" - fading away
"O.J. Simpson" - shouldn't have, but got away with it
"Yasser Arafat" - Ugly and in the sand
"Rock Hudson" - Looked straight but wasn't
"Elton John" - Big bender that lips the rim
"Saddam Hussein" - From one bunker straight into another
"John Kennedy, Jr." - Didn't make it over the water
"George Bush" - Steadily fading
"Dick Chaney" - shooting every direction, as in shooting someone with a shotgun spray pattern
"Rod Blagojevich" - A real bad lie
"Rush Limbaugh" - Too far to the right
"Nancy Pelosi" - Too far to the left
"Anna Kornikova" - Looks great, but unlikely to get results
"Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver
"Princess Grace" - should have used a driver
"Pat Zajac" - too much spin
"Jamie Oliver" - you really want to smack it but you can't
"Vinnie Jones" - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
"Marylin Monroe" - a fair crack up the middle
"Kate Winslett" - Little bit fat but otherwise perfect
"Rodney King" - Overclubbed
"Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working
"Sally Gunnell" - ugly but a good runner
"Dennis Wise" - nasty little five footer
"Monica Lewinski" - shot lands 2 feet from the hole
"Liberace" - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
"Jeffry Dahmer" - Sliced it.
"Don Juan" - Long Putt
"Dolly Pardon" - Topped it.
"Emilia Earhart" - ball took off great - but, just disappeared
"Bill Clinton" - When you can't remember which hole you played last.
"Roseanna Barr" - golf shot that is somewhat chunky
"Adolf Hitler" - A hookenfukker - hooked it
"Jimi Hendrix" - Got really high - but didn't go very long
"Sonny Bono" - Straight into the trees
"Pee Wee Herman" - Pulled It - Too much wrist
"Linda Ronstadt" - (Blue Bayou) blew by you - a longer drive than previous hitter(s)
