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Funny Golf Terms To Make You A Golfing Genius

Last Updated on January 22, 2022 
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Term 1

"Willie Nelson" - On the road again. When you hit a golf ball onto a road or path.

Term 2

"An Adolf" - taking two shots in a bunker

Term 3

"Bin Laden" - driven out and never to be found again

Term 4

"Michael Jackson" - fading away

Term 5

"O.J. Simpson" - shouldn't have, but got away with it

Term 6

"Yasser Arafat" - Ugly and in the sand

Term 7

"Rock Hudson" - Looked straight but wasn't

Term 8

"Elton John" - Big bender that lips the rim

Term 9

"Saddam Hussein" - From one bunker straight into another

Term 10

"John Kennedy, Jr." - Didn't make it over the water

Term 11

"George Bush" - Steadily fading

Term 12

"Dick Chaney" - shooting every direction, as in shooting someone with a shotgun spray pattern

Term 13

"Rod Blagojevich" - A real bad lie

Term 14

"Rush Limbaugh" - Too far to the right

Term 15

"Nancy Pelosi" - Too far to the left

Term 16

"Anna Kornikova" - Looks great, but unlikely to get results

Term 17

"Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver

Term 18

"Princess Grace" - should have used a driver

Term 19

"Pat Zajac" - too much spin

Term 20

"Jamie Oliver" - you really want to smack it but you can't

Term 21

"Vinnie Jones" - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

Term 22

"Marylin Monroe" - a fair crack up the middle

Term 23

"Kate Winslett" - Little bit fat but otherwise perfect

Term 24

"Rodney King" - Overclubbed

Term 25

"Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working

Term 26

"Sally Gunnell" - ugly but a good runner

Term 27

"Dennis Wise" - nasty little five footer

Term 28

"Monica Lewinski" - shot lands 2 feet from the hole

Term 29

"Liberace" - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems

Term 30

"Jeffry Dahmer" - Sliced it.

Term 31

"Don Juan" - Long Putt

Term 32

"Dolly Pardon" - Topped it.

Term 33

"Emilia Earhart" - ball took off great - but, just disappeared

Term 34

"Bill Clinton" - When you can't remember which hole you played last.

Term 35

"Roseanna Barr" - golf shot that is somewhat chunky

Term 36

"Adolf Hitler" - A hookenfukker - hooked it

Term 37

"Jimi Hendrix" - Got really high - but didn't go very long

Term 38

"Sonny Bono" - Straight into the trees

Term 39

"Pee Wee Herman" - Pulled It - Too much wrist

Term 40

"Linda Ronstadt" - (Blue Bayou) blew by you - a longer drive than previous hitter(s)

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