Funny Golf Terms To Make You A Golfing Genius

Term 1

“Willie Nelson” – On the road again. When you hit a golf ball onto a road or path.

Term 2

“An Adolf” – taking two shots in a bunker

Term 3

“Bin Laden” – driven out and never to be found again

Term 4

“Michael Jackson” – fading away

Term 5

“O.J. Simpson” – shouldn’t have, but got away with it

Term 6

“Yasser Arafat” – Ugly and in the sand

Term 7

“Rock Hudson” – Looked straight but wasn’t

Term 8

“Elton John” – Big bender that lips the rim

Term 9

“Saddam Hussein” – From one bunker straight into another

Term 10

“John Kennedy, Jr.” – Didn’t make it over the water

Term 11

“George Bush” – Steadily fading

Term 12

“Dick Chaney” – shooting every direction, as in shooting someone with a shotgun spray pattern

Term 13

“Rod Blagojevich” – A real bad lie

Term 14

“Rush Limbaugh” – Too far to the right

Term 15

“Nancy Pelosi” – Too far to the left

Term 16

“Anna Kornikova” – Looks great, but unlikely to get results

Term 17

“Princess Di” – shouldn’t have used a driver

Term 18

“Princess Grace” – should have used a driver

Term 19

“Pat Zajac” – too much spin

Term 20

“Jamie Oliver” – you really want to smack it but you can’t

Term 21

“Vinnie Jones” – nasty kick when you’re not expecting it

Term 22

“Marylin Monroe” – a fair crack up the middle

Term 23

“Kate Winslett” – Little bit fat but otherwise perfect

Term 24

“Rodney King” – Overclubbed

Term 25

“Barbra Streisand” – ugly but still working

Term 26

“Sally Gunnell” – ugly but a good runner

Term 27

“Dennis Wise” – nasty little five footer

Term 28

“Monica Lewinski” – shot lands 2 feet from the hole

Term 29

“Liberace” – Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems

Term 30

“Jeffry Dahmer” – Sliced it.

Term 31

“Don Juan” – Long Putt

Term 32

“Dolly Pardon” – Topped it.

Term 33

“Emilia Earhart” – ball took off great – but, just disappeared

Term 34

“Bill Clinton” – When you can’t remember which hole you played last.

Term 35

“Roseanna Barr” – golf shot that is somewhat chunky

Term 36

“Adolf Hitler” – A hookenfukker – hooked it

Term 37

“Jimi Hendrix” – Got really high – but didn’t go very long

Term 38

“Sonny Bono” – Straight into the trees

Term 39

“Pee Wee Herman” – Pulled It – Too much wrist

Term 40

“Linda Ronstadt” – (Blue Bayou) blew by you – a longer drive than previous hitter(s)