Term 1
“Willie Nelson” – On the road again. When you hit a golf ball onto a road or path.
Term 2
“An Adolf” – taking two shots in a bunker
Term 3
“Bin Laden” – driven out and never to be found again
Term 4
“Michael Jackson” – fading away
Term 5
“O.J. Simpson” – shouldn’t have, but got away with it
Term 6
“Yasser Arafat” – Ugly and in the sand
Term 7
“Rock Hudson” – Looked straight but wasn’t
Term 8
“Elton John” – Big bender that lips the rim
Term 9
“Saddam Hussein” – From one bunker straight into another
Term 10
“John Kennedy, Jr.” – Didn’t make it over the water
Term 11
“George Bush” – Steadily fading
Term 12
“Dick Chaney” – shooting every direction, as in shooting someone with a shotgun spray pattern
Term 13
“Rod Blagojevich” – A real bad lie
Term 14
“Rush Limbaugh” – Too far to the right
Term 15
“Nancy Pelosi” – Too far to the left
Term 16
“Anna Kornikova” – Looks great, but unlikely to get results
Term 17
“Princess Di” – shouldn’t have used a driver
Term 18
“Princess Grace” – should have used a driver
Term 19
“Pat Zajac” – too much spin
Term 20
“Jamie Oliver” – you really want to smack it but you can’t
Term 21
“Vinnie Jones” – nasty kick when you’re not expecting it
Term 22
“Marylin Monroe” – a fair crack up the middle
Term 23
“Kate Winslett” – Little bit fat but otherwise perfect
Term 24
“Rodney King” – Overclubbed
Term 25
“Barbra Streisand” – ugly but still working
Term 26
“Sally Gunnell” – ugly but a good runner
Term 27
“Dennis Wise” – nasty little five footer
Term 28
“Monica Lewinski” – shot lands 2 feet from the hole
Term 29
“Liberace” – Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
Term 30
“Jeffry Dahmer” – Sliced it.
Term 31
“Don Juan” – Long Putt
Term 32
“Dolly Pardon” – Topped it.
Term 33
“Emilia Earhart” – ball took off great – but, just disappeared
Term 34
“Bill Clinton” – When you can’t remember which hole you played last.
Term 35
“Roseanna Barr” – golf shot that is somewhat chunky
Term 36
“Adolf Hitler” – A hookenfukker – hooked it
Term 37
“Jimi Hendrix” – Got really high – but didn’t go very long
Term 38
“Sonny Bono” – Straight into the trees
Term 39
“Pee Wee Herman” – Pulled It – Too much wrist
Term 40
“Linda Ronstadt” – (Blue Bayou) blew by you – a longer drive than previous hitter(s)
