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you just don't feel right on the golf
course, your swing isn't working, your
game is off target and your
uncomfortable... Well, just remember,,,
it could be worse - like maybe taking it
in the a** like this guy did...
don't feel so bad about how your golf
game is going, - do-ya?
seems to still be smiling!
turtle joke below
Bush the Post Turtle
A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand
caught in a gate while working cattle.
He wrapped the hand in his bandana and
drove his pickup to the doctor. While
suturing the laceration, the doctor
asked the old man about George W. Bush
being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush
is a 'Post Turtle.'"
Not knowing what the old man meant, the
doctor asked what a Post Turtle was.
The old man looked at him and drawled,
"When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a
turtle balanced on top, that's a Post
The old man saw a puzzled look on the
doctor's face, so he continued to
"You know he didn't get there by
himself, he doesn't belong there, he
can't get anything done while he's up
there, and you just want to help the
poor dumb bastard get down."