Funny Golf Literature and Pictures Gallery

Golf Turtle

So sometime you just don't feel right on the golf course, your swing isn't working, your game is off target and your uncomfortable... Well, just remember,,, it could be worse - like maybe taking it in the a** like this guy did...

Now you don't feel so bad about how your golf game is going,  - do-ya?

Look he seems to still be smiling!

see turtle joke below

Joke? maybe not!

Bush the Post Turtle

A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'Post Turtle.'"

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked what a Post Turtle was.

The old man looked at him and drawled, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:

"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down."