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To Help, See Elephant Golf Rules
Elephant Golf Game Definition
Golfing game. When a man fails to
drive the ladies tee-box it is
customary to force him to turn his
trouser/shorts pockets inside out,
unzip his fly, and walk the length
of the hole with his johnson out,
thus making an elephants image
around his crotch.
Cruel variations of this game
include consuming a shot of whiskey
before every new hole when playing
in a foursome. The first 3 players
(determined by the lowest score at
the previous hole) can sip as much
or as little as they like, but the
fourth player must finish what is
left. This normally results in at
least one player getting totally
mashed and spraying their drives
only a handful of yards.
"Ooops, failed to make the ladies
tee again, you know what that means
- elephant golf!"
"Let's hit the golf course with a
bottle of dram for some elephant
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