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cow golf joke below
afternoon a man staggers into an
emergency room with two black eyes and a
five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat. Naturally the doctor asks him
"Well, it was like this," said the man,
"I was having a quiet round of golf with
my wife, when she sliced her ball into a
" So we went to look for it, and while I
was rooting around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear
end. I walked over and lifted up the
tail, and sure enough, there was my
wife's golf ball........stuck right in
the middle of the cow's butt. That's
when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to
my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"