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There is a
man who has three girlfriends, but he
does not know which one to marry. So he
decides to give each one $5000 and see
how each of them spends it.
one goes out and gets a total makeover
with the money. She gets new clothes, a
new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the
works, and tells the man, “I spent the
money so I could look pretty for you
because I love you so much.”
The second one went out and bought new
golf clubs, a CD player, a television,
and a stereo and gives them to the man.
She says, “I bought these gifts for you
with the money because I love you so
The third one takes the $5000 and
invests it in the stock market, doubles
her investment, returns the $5000 to the
man and reinvests the rest. She says, “I
am investing the rest of the money for
our future because I love you so much.”
The man thought long and hard about how
each of the women spent the money…
…then decided to marry the one with the