The 19th Hole:
Where All The
Golf Stories Are Full Of Sh**
Jesus & Moses play a-round of golf
and Moses are playing golf. On the
5th hole, a shot over water to an
island green, Moses hits his 6-iron
and it lands perfectly on the green.
Jesus takes out his 7-iron and
begins teeing it up.
Moses says: 'The 7 isn't enough
club. It'll go in the water'
Jesus replies: 'If Tiger Woods can
do it, I can do it.'
He swings the 7-iron and sure
enough, straight in the drink. He
tees up a second ball and grabs his
7-iron again. Again Moses reminds
him of his previous attempt and
Jesus says, 'If Tiger Woods can do
it, I can do it.' 'PLOP' in the
water, it goes again. He continues
this until he has hit all his golf
balls into the water. At this point,
he begins walking out on the water
looking down to locate his lost golf
balls. The foursome behind them
approaches the tee, spots Jesus out
on the lake and says to Moses, 'Hey,
who does that guy think he is, Jesus
Moses replies, 'No, Tiger Woods.'