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The 19th Hole:

 Where All The Golf Stories Are Full Of Sh**


Jesus & Moses play a-round of golf -

Jesus and Moses are playing golf. On the 5th hole, a shot over water to an island green, Moses hits his 6-iron and it lands perfectly on the green. Jesus takes out his 7-iron and begins teeing it up.

Moses says: 'The 7 isn't enough club. It'll go in the water'

Jesus replies: 'If Tiger Woods can do it, I can do it.'

He swings the 7-iron and sure enough, straight in the drink. He tees up a second ball and grabs his 7-iron again. Again Moses reminds him of his previous attempt and Jesus says, 'If Tiger Woods can do it, I can do it.' 'PLOP' in the water, it goes again. He continues this until he has hit all his golf balls into the water. At this point, he begins walking out on the water looking down to locate his lost golf balls. The foursome behind them approaches the tee, spots Jesus out on the lake and says to Moses, 'Hey, who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?'

Moses replies, 'No, Tiger Woods.'

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