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A good drive on the 18th hole has
stopped many a golfer from giving up the
Golf is the perfect thing to do on
Sunday because you always end up having
to pray a lot.
balls are like eggs. They're white.
They're sold by the dozen. And you
need to buy fresh ones each week.
A good golf partner is one who's
always slightly worse than you are ...
that's why I get so many calls to play
probably wouldn't look good in a
green jacket anyway! A sweatshirt
will do just fine.
lessons may improve your game but
your character is up to you.
The greatest sound in golf is the Woosh,
Woosh, Woosh, of your opponent's club as
he hurls it across the fairway.
If you think itís hard to meet new
people, try picking up the wrong golf
That rake by the sand trap is there
for golfers who feel guilty about
skipping out on lawn work.
If you want to leave footprints in the
sands of time, wear golf shoes.
If there's a storm rolling in, you'll
be having the game of your life.
Speed Limiter on Golf Carts was designed
by someone's wife.
pro-shop gets its name from the fact
that you have to have the income of
a professional golfer to buy
anything in there.
The reason the pro tells you to keep
your head down is so you canít see him
Golf is a day spent in a round of
Golf is played by twenty million mature
American men whose wives think they are
out having fun.
Golf is an expensive way of
the more you practice, the luckier
how many great shots
you have on the practice tee, they will
all be used up once you start your round.
amazing how a golfer who never helps
out around the house will replace
his divots, repair his ball marks,
and rake his sand traps.
someone is at golf, the more likely they
will give you advice.
Golfers who try to make everything
perfect before taking the shot rarely
make a perfect shot.
opponent has trouble remembering
whether he shot a six or a seven, he
probably shot an eight (or worse).
some golfers, the greatest handicap
is the ability to add correctly.
If you find yourself pleased that you
locate more balls in the rough than you
actually have lost, your focus is
totally wrong and your personality might
not be right for golf ... it is also
just a matter of time before the IRS
investigates your business.
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