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Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't
10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
And the #1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first.
Top 10 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
10. There's no foreplay before playing the hole.
9. You can piss in the hole after you've taken your balls out and your
friends think it's funny.
8. You can play 18 holes and not feel like you're cheating on your wife.
7. You don't have to buy dinner and flowers before you play each hole.
6. Your don't get embarrassed about the size of your putter.
5. If you let your friend use your 9 iron they won't become attached and try
to control your life.
4. You can whack the shit out of your balls at each hole and it doesn't hurt
3. You can putt from the rough and not be accused of homosexuality by your
2. You can drink beer while counting your strokes during play at each hole.
And the #1 Reason Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
1. If you get a hole in one your not obligated to sleep the night.
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