10. There's no
foreplay before playing the hole.
9. You can piss in the hole after
you've taken your balls out and your
friends think it's funny.
8. You can play 18 holes and not
feel like you're cheating on your
7. You don't have to buy dinner and
flowers before you play each hole.
6. Your don't get embarrassed about
the size of your putter.
5. If you let your friend use your 9
iron they won't become attached and
try to control your life.
4. You can whack the shit out of
your balls at each hole and it
doesn't hurt a bit.
3. You can putt from the rough and
not be accused of homosexuality by
2. You can drink beer while counting
your strokes during play at each
And the #1
Reason Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
1. If you get a hole in one your not
obligated to sleep the night.