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1. "Willie Nelson" - On the road again. When you hit a golf ball onto a road or path.

2. "An Adolf" - taking two shots in a bunker

3. "Bin Laden" - driven out and never to be found again

4. "Michael Jackson" - fading away

5. "O.J. Simpson" - shouldn't have, but got away with it

6. "Yasser Arafat" - Ugly and in the sand

7. "Rock Hudson" - Looked straight but wasn't

8. "Elton John" - Big bender that lips the rim

9. "Saddam Hussein" - From one bunker straight into another

10. "John Kennedy, Jr." - Didn't make it over the water

11. "George Bush" - Steadily fading

12. "Dick Chaney" - shooting every direction, as in shooting someone with a shotgun spray pattern

13. "Rod Blagojevich" - A real bad lie

14. "Rush Limbaugh" - Too far to the right

15. "Nancy Pelosi" - Too far to the left

16. "Anna Kornikova" - Looks great, but unlikely to get results

17. "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver

18. "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver

19. "Pat Zajac" - too much spin

20. "Jamie Oliver" - you really want to smack it but you can't

21. "Vinnie Jones" - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

22. "Marylin Monroe" - a fair crack up the middle

23. "Kate Winslett" - Little bit fat but otherwise perfect

24. "Rodney King" - Overclubbed

25. "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working

26. "Sally Gunnell" - ugly but a good runner

27. "Dennis Wise" - nasty little five footer

28. "Monica Lewinski" - shot lands 2 feet from the hole

29. "Liberace" - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems

30. "Jeffry Dahmer" - Sliced it.

31. "Don Juan" - Long Putt

32. "Dolly Pardon" - Topped it.

33. "Emilia Earhart" - ball took off great - but, just disappeared

34. "Bill Clinton" - When you can't remember which hole you played last.

35. "Roseanna Barr" - golf shot that is somewhat chunky

36. "Adolf Hitler" - A hookenfukker - hooked it

37. "Jimi Hendrix" - Got really high - but didn't go very long

38. "Sonny Bono" - Straight into the trees

39. "Pee Wee Herman" - Pulled It - Too much wrist

40. "Linda Ronstadt" - (Blue Bayou) blew by you - a longer drive than previous hitter(s)

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