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40 Funny Golf Terms

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  1. "Willie Nelson" - On the road again. When you hit a golf ball onto a road or path.
  2. "An Adolf" - taking two shots in a bunker
  3. "Bin Laden" - driven out and never to be found again
  4. "Michael Jackson" - fading away
  5. "O.J. Simpson" - shouldn't have, but got away with it
  6. "Yasser Arafat" - Ugly and in the sand
  7. "Rock Hudson" - Looked straight but wasn't
  8. "Elton John" - Big bender that lips the rim
  9. "Saddam Hussein" - From one bunker straight into another
  10. "John Kennedy, Jr." - Didn't make it over the water
  11. "George Bush" - Steadily fading
  12. "Dick Chaney" - shooting every direction, as in shooting someone with a shotgun spray pattern
  13. "Rod Blagojevich" - A real bad lie
  14. "Rush Limbaugh" - Too far to the right
  15. "Nancy Pelosi" - Too far to the left
  16. "Anna Kornikova" - Looks great, but unlikely to get results
  17. "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver
  18. "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver
  19. "Pat Zajac" - too much spin
  20. "Jamie Oliver" - you really want to smack it but you can't
  21. "Vinnie Jones" - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
  22. "Marylin Monroe" - a fair crack up the middle
  23. "Kate Winslett" - Little bit fat but otherwise perfect
  24. "Rodney King" - Overclubbed
  25. "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working
  26. "Sally Gunnell" - ugly but a good runner
  27. "Dennis Wise" - nasty little five footer
  28. "Monica Lewinski" - shot lands 2 feet from the hole
  29. "Liberace" - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
  30. "Jeffry Dahmer" - Sliced it.
  31. "Don Juan" - Long Putt
  32. "Dolly Pardon" - Topped it.
  33. "Emilia Earhart" - ball took off great - but, just disappeared
  34. "Bill Clinton" - When you can't remember which hole you played last.
  35. "Roseanna Barr" - golf shot that is somewhat chunky
  36. "Adolf Hitler" - A hookenfukker - hooked it
  37. "Jimi Hendrix" - Got really high - but didn't go very long
  38. "Sonny Bono" - Straight into the trees
  39. "Pee Wee Herman" - Pulled It - Too much wrist
  40. "Linda Ronstadt" - (Blue Bayou) blew by you - a longer drive than previous hitter(s)

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