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1. The score (or handicap) a player reports should always be regarded as his opening offer.

2. All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.

3. A "Gimme" is defined as an agreement between two golfers, that can't putt very well.

4. The term "mulligan" is a contraction of the phrase "maul it again."

5. The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two holes.

6. Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

7. A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.

8. Never subtract so many strokes on a hole that you wind up with the honor on the next hole.

9. It's not a Gimme if you're still away.

10. A stroke does not occur unless it is observed by more than one golfer.

11. A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive.

12. Unlike baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

13. Leaf rule - used in certain parts of America during Autumn allowing a golfer to play another ball without penalty when his previous shot is lost and assumed covered by leaves, or in your case,,, pocketed...

Fun Golf Extension Rules For Quick Play

 

(1) Each golfer receives 2 mulligan's, to be taken anywhere except in a sand trap or on the green, for every nine holes played without penalty, unless the golfer needs more.

(2) Whenever not on the green or in a sand trap the golfer may move the ball 2 club head lengths, unless really in trouble in which case the golfer may move the ball two club lengths, in any direction.

(3) A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game. The player should estimate the distance the ball would have travelled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from that point. Preferably atop a firm tuft of grass.

(4) There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is somewhere on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else. Therefore it becomes a stolen ball. You should not compound the felony by charging yourself with a penalty stroke.

(5) If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to maintain a position in the atmosphere without support must drop. The laws of gravity supersede the laws of golf.

(6) The same thing holds for a ball that stops at the brink of a hole and hangs there, defying gravity. You cannot defy the law! Same rule applies to a ball that rims a cup. A ball moving sideways defies the law of physics.

 

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