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Caddie Comments For The Golf Course
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- Golfer: Notice any improvement since
Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn't you?
- Golfer: Caddie, do you think it is a sin
to play golf on Sunday?
Caddie: The way you play, sir, it's a
crime any day of the week!
- Golfer: Please stop checking your watch
all the time, Caddie. It's distracting!
Caddie: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a
Do you think I can get there with a
- Golfer: Well Caddie, How do you
like my game?
Caddie: Very good,
sir! But personally I prefer golf.
- Golfer: Well, I have never
played this badly before!
I didn't realize you had played
- Golfer: This golf is a funny game.
Caddie: It's not supposed to be.
- Judge: Do you understand the nature of
Boy: Do I? I'm your caddie, remember!
- Golfer: That can't be my ball, It
looks far too old.
Caddie: It's been a long time since we
- Golfer: "Notice any improvement today,
Caddie: "Yes, ma'am. You've had your
- Golfer: This hole is good for one long drive
and a putt.
Caddie (after ball travels only one
meter): And now for one hell of a putt.
- Friendly golfer (to player searching for
lost ball): What sort of a ball was it?
Caddie (butting in): A brand new one --
never been properly hit yet!
- Golfer: Caddiemaster, that boy isn't
even eight years old.
Caddiemaster: Better that way, sir. He
probably can't count past ten.
- Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to be
able to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven, Sir, "You've already
moved most of the earth."
- Golfer: This is the worst golf course
I've ever played on!
Caddie: This isn't the golf course, sir!
We left that an hour ago!
- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown
myself in the lake."
Caddie: "Think you can keep your head
down that long?"
- Golfer: Caddie, how would you have
played that last shot?
Caddie: " Under an assumed name."
- Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst
caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would
be too much of a coincidence.”
- Golfer: Caddie, Do you think my game is
Caddie: Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball
much closer than you used to.
- Golfer: The doctor says I can't play
Caddy: Oh, he's played with you, too,
- Golfer: Caddy, why didn't you see where
my ball went?
Caddie: Well, it doesn't usually go
anywhere, Sir, You caught me off guard.
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