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Proper Dictionary Spelling:

  • Caddie: Person hired to carry golfers clubs

  • Caddy: A container or rack for holding items

21 Funny Caddie Comments For The Golf Course

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  1. Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?
    • Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn't you?
  2. Golfer: Caddie, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
    • Caddie: The way you play, sir, it's a crime any day of the week!
  3. Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time, Caddie. It's distracting!
    • Caddie: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass.
  4. Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?
    • Caddie: Eventually.
  5. Golfer: Well Caddie, How do you like my game?
    • Caddie: Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf.
  6. Golfer: Well, I have never played this badly before!
    • Caddie: I didn't realize you had played before, sir.
  7. Golfer: This golf is a funny game.
    • Caddie: It's not supposed to be.
  8. Judge: Do you understand the nature of an oath?
    • Caddie: Boy: Do I? I'm your caddie, remember!
  9. Golfer: That can't be my ball, It looks far too old.
    • Caddie: It's been a long time since we started, sir.
  10. Golfer: "Notice any improvement today, caddie?"
    • Caddie: "Yes, ma'am. You've had your hair done."
  11. Golfer: This hole is good for one long drive and a putt.
    • Caddie (after ball travels only one meter): And now for one hell of a putt.
  12. Friendly golfer (to player searching for lost ball): What sort of a ball was it?
    • Caddie (butting in): A brand new one -- never been properly hit yet!
  13. Golfer: Caddiemaster, that boy isn't even eight years old
    • Caddiemaster: Better that way, sir. He probably can't count past ten.
  14. Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.
    • Caddie: Try heaven, Sir, "You've already moved most of the earth."
  15. Golfer: This is the worst golf course I've ever played on!
    • Caddie: This isn't the golf course, sir! We left that an hour ago!
  16. Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
    • Caddie: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
  17. Golfer: Caddie, how would you have played that last shot?
    • Caddie: " Under an assumed name."
  18. Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    • Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”
  19. Golfer: Caddie, Do you think my game is improving?
    • Caddie: Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.
  20. Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf.
    • Caddy: Oh, he's played with you, too, huh?
  21. Golfer: Caddy, why didn't you see where my ball went?
    • Caddie: Well, it doesn't usually go anywhere, Sir, You caught me off guard.

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