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Funny Bathroom Golf Rules

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You get home from a long day at work. The kids are bothering you. The wife is being her lovely self. All you want to do is practice your putt but you don't have the time to hit the course for a few weeks. Well why not work out the kinks in your putting game with a Potty Putter? It's a true innovation in getting the most out of each trip to the restroom.

Finally, you can play some golf without all those bothersome people. The Bathroom is perhaps your last bastion of freedom so don't let anyone invade it. The Potty Putter includes: * The Putting Green * 2 Golf Balls * A Putter * A flag stick * "Do Not Disturb Sign" for your practice sessions.

  1. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.
  2. SELECT AND REMOVE CLUB
  3. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
  4. ALIGN FORWARD CENTER
  5. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
  6. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
  7. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
  8. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
  9. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
  10. BE CAREFUL TO STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
  11. COMPLETE YOUR FOLLOW THRU
  12. WAVE CLUB AROUND SLIGHTLY
  13. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
  14. IF TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
  15. REPLACE CLUB NEXT TO BAG

WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

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